{"id":1281,"date":"2011-08-25T12:52:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T10:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2011-08-25T13:01:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-25T11:01:32","slug":"1281","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/1281\/","title":{"rendered":"“Am I in heaven? Coz you’re an angel” … cheesy pick up lines anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I still have 20 minutes left, then I should be out of the door. Have to be at work by 14:15 today. Last day in my four day schedule and then off two days, yeeepeyyy! So, I thought I could still hang around online for a bit. I was bloghopping when I found these cheesy Tagalog pick up lines from\u00a0 Halo-Halong Pinoy:<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

You’re so hot you must be the reason for global warming.<\/p>\n

Sorry miss but I have to arrest you. you’re guilty for stealing my heart.<\/p>\n

Excuse me! I’m lost, can you tell me how can i get into your heart?<\/p>\n

I’ll give you a scholarship. Just learn to love me.<\/p>\n

You’re like an oxygen, coz I can’t breathe without you.<\/p>\n

Am I in heaven? Coz you’re an angel…<\/p>\n

Can i take your picture? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!<\/p>\n

Do you have a driver license coz you drive me crazy!<\/p>\n

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?<\/p>\n

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?<\/p>\n

Hey, did you fart? coz you blew me away!<\/p>\n

If i’m a letter of the alphabet, I want to be letter T coz its always beside U!<\/p>\n

Are you a False Teeth? coz I can’t smile without you!<\/p>\n

Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life…<\/p>\n

Are you a keyboard? coz you’re my type.<\/p>\n

If you’re a shit? I wanna be a malfunctioned toilet bowl, so we can be together forever.<\/p>\n

Are you an electric fan? coz you keep on spinning on my mind.<\/p>\n

I’m looking for my wife, will you marry me?<\/p>\n

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?<\/p>\n

Great legs, what time do they open?<\/p>\n

If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I still have 20 minutes left, then I should be out of the door. Have to be at work by 14:15 today. Last day in my four day schedule and then off two days, yeeepeyyy! So, I thought I could still hang around online for a bit. I was bloghopping when I found these cheesy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1286,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions\/1286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hannahlou.de\/tweethumbsup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}