I still have 20 minutes left, then I should be out of the door. Have to be at work by 14:15 today. Last day in my four day schedule and then off two days, yeeepeyyy! So, I thought I could still hang around online for a bit. I was bloghopping when I found these cheesy Tagalog pick up lines from Halo-Halong Pinoy:
You’re so hot you must be the reason for global warming.
Sorry miss but I have to arrest you. you’re guilty for stealing my heart.
Excuse me! I’m lost, can you tell me how can i get into your heart?
I’ll give you a scholarship. Just learn to love me.
You’re like an oxygen, coz I can’t breathe without you.
Am I in heaven? Coz you’re an angel…
Can i take your picture? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!
Do you have a driver license coz you drive me crazy!
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Hey, did you fart? coz you blew me away!
If i’m a letter of the alphabet, I want to be letter T coz its always beside U!
Are you a False Teeth? coz I can’t smile without you!
Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life…
Are you a keyboard? coz you’re my type.
If you’re a shit? I wanna be a malfunctioned toilet bowl, so we can be together forever.
Are you an electric fan? coz you keep on spinning on my mind.
I’m looking for my wife, will you marry me?
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Great legs, what time do they open?
If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.